Rita RudnerA good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
About This Quote
The dry cleaner is a popular place to meet men. Men who live at home with their mothers are often seen in the same places in the community. Chat rooms and social networking sites are also good places to meet men.
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